Jealous of the Rhyme - kids these days just don't stand a chance...

16th June 2010

Post reblogged from I Talk in my Sleep with 2 notes

kids these days just don’t stand a chance…

First “dance”

my 9 y/o neice’s role model

nonsensical objectification

Conclusion: our society sucks, and I’m going to raise my kids on another planet

comment #1: isn’t that kid like 10? I mean, it’s all sexual innuendos. I’m going to vomit.

comment #2: I think Abby is over her now, thankfully, because she’s just disturbingly dirty. Wait, isn’t she like 10 too?! I hope they don’t start doing hybrid videos because then it’ll be like child pornography.

comment #3: Snoop is ballin’ in that video. I’ve been singing that song in the shower for like 3 straight days. And as naked as she is in that video, Katy Perry’s still pretty hot. And it’s ok because she isn’t 10. She’s in a giant world of candy though… in reality she would be like 300 lbs. I excuse this video because it’s obviously entirely fictional, so the “nonsensical objectification” makes sense. That and Katy Perry is hot.

conclusion: I agree.

edit: just saw the cherry cupcake nipples. video is now inexcusable.

edit #2: just saw how she killed all those gummy bears. absolutely appalled now. how could she do that to those gummy bears? i love gummy bears. and couldn’t she just hold the cans of whipped cream? why did she attach them to her chest? Oh yeah, nonsensical objectification. That’s right.

Source: meredithsmithjohnson